Neil’s Story:

It all started several centuries ago…on a stormy night out in the middle of the Blagosea. There, during the time the eclipse of the Internet, a god was assimilated. His name was Neil and he was epic. He grew up a simple boy, nothing beyond average. He murdered his entire family tree at the age of four, which started a chain reaction, completing his transformation into a god. As he grew stronger, he learned to read. With that power, Neil read Spiderman comics. He learned that with great power comes great responsibility, in other words of the wise, go to school, then kill people. He entered elemental school at the age of six. There, he learned of ‘math’ and ‘grammar’, which he would later use to his advantage. From there, he murdered his classmates and proceeded to middle-level school. There he began to branch out to smaller sects of both great entities, Algebra and Literature became prudent to his survival. Science was also introduced to him. Neil braved these dangerous and powerful paths to greater knowledge. However, soon bored, he proceeded to decimate those that called themselves his ‘classmates’. He later moved on to a greater place, known to the few men and/or women that survive the harsh and cruel ways of middle-level school. High-Level School (note the caps O.o). Even Neil, with all his wit and cunning, would have trouble here. Here he learned of Geometry, a greater extension of Math, and Shakespeare, a further insight into Literature, and even Biology, a sad attempt at Science [Ms./Mrs. Dumshit (Massey)was the supposed teacher of this class, Allah have mercy on those that take her class, they know not of what they face...]. His first year Neil met a great and powerful rival known as ‘David’, but others simply called him David. David was a senior leaving for a shiny place known only to those who survive to their Senior year. Neil knew that if he was to succeed at his life’s mission (unknown to the world) he would need, first, make his way into this ‘Shiny Place’, and, second, defeat David and his army of Russian Fascists. One year went by and Neil, as clever and cunning as ever, pretended to apprentice himself to ‘David’, only to gain further knowledge of everything. The next year, finding no one to help further himself, Neil murdered the ‘classmates’ of his. An amount of years later, Neil graduated High-Level School and learned that the secret place was called ‘Epic-Tier College’. Neil proceeded to enter one of these prestigious ‘Epic-Tier Colleges’. The one called UC San Diego suited him well, so he entered it.
To Be Continued Later..

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