Just for kicks I made these into definitions. I’m thinking of posting these to online dictionaries. 
First of all, you might know the whole mangospork name.
Mangospork- adj.- Chosen as a quirky name for Shane Owens, that he could use for his online business. (www.linuxlocker.tk) This name was generated because this alpha male wanted something that included the following: quirkiness, sweet, desirable, catchy, odd ball, etc. The alpha male or Jesus, thought for long long hours. He came up with many names, but none stuck as much as “Mangospork” He chose Mango because its sweet, the outcast of the fruit that everyone loves, although the odd shell has a very nice inside, as well as the fact that the fruit that never gets bruises. The decision towards spork was as well difficult, these included things such as: The odd utencil, not so much the outcast but the one that makes the things work, when the spoon and fork let people down, who do people go to, the knife? No. The spork! Although the spork is very usefull, it tends to be uncommon. Even though they are sold in large quantities, no one buys them, although you can find them lying around schools. This utensil is much like wooden pencil. The spork provided the service that no other utencil can provide. A friendly user interface that applys to all its users. From soup to steak, it does it all.
You might not know, but my AIM is shoon321. Everyone asks why shoon? soooo…..
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Shoon- N. – Orginiated from the Harts Family name (Shoonster) toward the alpha male Shane Owens. See def: Shoonster page 3
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Shoonster- adj.- The name given to the Alpha Male (shane Owens or god) by the Sr. William B. Hart. Story behind the word: Sr. William B. Hart called alpha male, shanester. This alpha male went on trip to the bowling alley located at North Island, Coronado CA 92118. While writing the name, “shanester” the following letters did not work: a, e. With no room for a, e, Sr. William B. Hart asked the alpha male Shane Owens, “Shanester, what letter do you like?” Alpha Male, Shane Owens said: “I think O is my favorite letter.” From there Sr. William B. Hart inserted the letter. Thus producing the name, “shoonster”.